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Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way
witsradio:

We just do as we’re told.

witsradio:

We just do as we’re told.

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ladyhistory:

A BUNCH MORE AMERICA GIFS AWW YEAHHHHH

ladyhistory:

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HELLO ANON I PRESENT TO YOU:

"HOW TO GET INSPIRED TO DO WORK YOU DON’T WANT TO DO WITH HELP FROM TEDDY ROOSEVELT"

BECAUSE IT’S

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IMAGINE YOUR WORK IS A STUPID TREE

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CHOP THAT LOSER DOWN BECAUSE IT IS IN YOUR WAY

THAT WAS FUN WASN’T IT

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OF COURSE IT WAS

NOW IMAGINE YOUR…

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witsradio:

Good morning.

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ilovecharts:

via Jeremy and Jillian

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via Jeremy and Jillian

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prettykittyplaypen:



DUDE I HOPE YOU GOT THE SEE-THROUGH PHONE!!

Good morning.

witsradio:

mydamnchannel:

prettykittyplaypen:

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DUDE I HOPE YOU GOT THE SEE-THROUGH PHONE!!

Good morning.

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Clearly what the country needs is more Mary Lou Retton…

Clearly what the country needs is more Mary Lou Retton…

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Go Twins

Go Twins